[ They are so dead. Ivan has gone a deathly shade of pale, almost like Judge Petrov. Yet for looking like he's about to pass out where he sits, Ivan becomes surprisingly and uncharacteristically loud. ]

I-I heard that-that one was just an impostor or a impersonator!

[ Like that one anthology comic. ]

I-I mean... d-doesn't Origami Cyclone seem like the type? A-All that Japanese culture... he-he-he's probably not even Japanese! An-an-and he shapeshifts!

[ Perfect plan. Let's drag Origami Cyclone through the mud filled with sharp rocks. He can survive his blog getting flamed by angry Barnaby fans for daring to just try to get him and Pao-Lin back home. He'll take one for the team, whichever "team" this is right now. ]